Successful but low-key national field service company for sale. Includes proprietary software, plus, plus, plus…
Serious inquiries to Terry Platt, terry @ gulfthunder dot com, for screening and introduction to principals.
Spam Emails are going out again from bogus addresses. The Emails have various subject lines, including:
HUD Settlement Statment
HUD Confidential Note
DO NOT CLICK ON THESE EMAILS. They will infect your computer.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Siberian Husky sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Husky replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Husky looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so… I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’
‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a Bullshitter. He’s never been out of the yard’
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Today I take the redesigned 2014 Chevy Silverado (the mechanical twin to the GMC Sierra) out on the road. Join me as I talk engines, fuel economy, towing, hauling and pit the Chevy against the Ford and RAM trucks. Stay tuned for the 2014 RAM 1500 review in the next few weeks.